Posts Tagged ‘FKQ’
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FKQ–On poo-nis
“Mom, if pee comes from my penis, does poo come from my poo-nis?”
–BP’s 5YO nephew
[Funny Kid Quotes (FKQs) appear here every Monday. Check back next week, and if you have one of your own, email it to Tina.]
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FKQ–On divine inspiration
“Mom, I’m one of only two boys in all of kindergarten who can arm fart.”
“Oh really? Is that special?”
“Yes, arm farting is a gift from God.”
–CH’s 6YO
[Funny Kid Quotes (FKQs) appear here every Monday. Check back next week, and if you have one of your own, email it to Tina.]
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FKQ–On John, Paul, George, and park critters
“Is this song so kids won’t bother squirrels?”
–question asked by Tina’s 3YO while listening to The Beatles’ “Let it Be”
[Funny Kid Quotes (FKQs) appear here every Monday. Check back next week, and if you have one of your own, email it to Tina.]
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