“Mom, if pee comes from my penis, does poo come from my poo-nis?”
–BP’s 5YO nephew
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“Mom, I’m one of only two boys in all of kindergarten who can arm fart.”
“Oh really? Is that special?”
“Yes, arm farting is a gift from God.”
–CH’s 6YO
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“Is this song so kids won’t bother squirrels?”
–question asked by Tina’s 3YO while listening to The Beatles’ “Let it Be”
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